Two dumb blondes
were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train
hit them.
An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six boys and 13 grandboys. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice."
"I see," said the priest. "When was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never,Father", replied the old man. "I'm Jewish"
"So why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody!"
